Give thanks for This-or-That Tuesday

1. Stuffing: baked inside the turkey, or separately? Stove Top is very much separate. My parents eat another kind, but I demand they make me Stove Top or they will be a-troublins a-transpiring.

2. Fresh or frozen turkey? Popped out of the fridge that very day.

3. Cranberry sauce: jellied or whole berry? Very much jellied. With can impressions still present.

4. Stay home or visit friends/relatives? First the first, then the second. I get around.

5. Do you cook Thanksgiving dinner, or let someone else do it? Mother usually handles it, plus more at the Grandparents' place.

6. Traditional turkey dinner, or an alternative (such as vegetarian)? Traditional

7. Regular potatoes or sweet potatoes? Mmm...sweet potatoes and marshmallows.

8. Homemade gravy, or the jarred stuff? Jars? Ewwww.

9. What part of the turkey do you prefer...dark or white meat? It really doesn't matter; I'll say white just to say something. Don't want to be left out, after all.

10. After dinner: football or Christmas movies? Christmas movies, definitely. It pains me to this day that NBC stopped their brief tradition of running Home Alone each Thanksgiving night. I mean, Jurassic Park is a good movie and all, but that's not the night for it. Or for Must See TV Thursday, or whatever they're running this year.